My Mom texted me while I was on a run and said
"Hey!!! I won an iPad 3 today!!!!!!!!!"
And I thought to myself...
"Hey!!! You. Lucky. Bitch."
Providing she can ever figure out how to turn the thing on...
So there I was sweating my ass off before going to wait tables all night thinking some people have all the luck in the world.
Now, STOP. Hold on one second. I do recognize that my mother is decades older than me (you don't look it Mom) and has had her fair share of struggles and rough times and a day when she was not running along the Hudson River with an iPhone 4S strapped around her arm.
But for the sake of dramatic effect and entertainment value...
Some people have all the luck in the world...
Which brings me to YOU, reader...sitting there and laughing at all the hard work I put in writing this blog (usually in my underwear half asleep in bed and slightly inebriated)
FOR WHAT?
For 25,000 measly hits a year?
For a release from wiping chipotle mayonnaise off tables?
No.
For YOU.
Well, mostly for me.
But sometimes for YOU.
So SHARE the wealth.
SHARE your iPad 3 (MOM YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS ANYWAY).
and SHARE this blog with everyone you know.
Copy the link (www.tjbmakingit.blogspot.com)
and post it on a friend's Facebook wall, their Twitter account, your next E-mail to your boss.
Because we need to go VIRAL baby. Well....I need to go viral baby.
Because Kate Shindle tweeted at me today.
So get off your high horse Gavin Creel,
TJB: Making It
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