I don't know what's happening. I constantly feel dizzy and nauseated. I scheduled a doctor's appointment, but he says all of my tests came back fine.(but seriously America, know your HIV status. Protect yourselves and the ones you love.)
So what could it be? I've given up dairy and increased my fiber intake, but for some reason I can't seem to shake the butterflies in my stomach...
Oh no...that's it...butterflies...can it BE?!
HAVE I FALLEN FOR DAYTON!?
A slew of craft beers at $4, $3.50 well drinks, unlimited bowling, and $7 CHIPOTLE?!
I mean, I can stumble the one block home from bars. I've even made friends with the town drag queens and am already gaining "regular" status at only the trendiest of coffee shops.
And there's NOTHING I love more than being KNOWN.
There's even a place where you can make your own sushi. I'd say it's pretty authentic except it's made by hipsters...but for $6 I will bow to those lip-ringed hooligans like my personal senseis.
So here I am driving around in my company-provided gold minivan with the windows down like I just dropped the kids off at soccer and Mama needs a drink. The fresh(ish) Ohio breeze blowing in my newly highlighted hair and my venti iced coffee with the perfect soy topper tell me
THIS is love.
Now get me the F*CK out.
The lowest calorie iced coffee in the world couldn't salvage this city,
TJB: Making It
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