If you're not careful, people will start to write your life for you. When I mentioned that I was thinking about leaving New York, I mostly heard one thing:
"You're giving up already?"
Let me tell you one thing kids:
Every single move I make is meticulously calculated to take me one step closer to a life you've only dreamed of. I am the most resilient son-of-a-bitch (jk Mom) you've ever met and nothing (except for maybe a free mani/pedi and a haircut at this point) will make me "give up". Ain't a single strong- black-woman out there got shit on me (but I respect you all...Sonya).
I wish you could've seen how stupid you looked when you asked me though...
"You're giving up already?"
Bitch, please.
So I called in my big guns and we're ready to roll. The windy-city party scene is going to BLOW.UP. to make this swagger the talk of the town.
I'm about to put Chicago on the map.
Well...it's already on the map but...it'll be in like a really edgy and cool, bold font now...
I'll be back NYC, but it's time for Season 2. I think Autumn in Chicago will be better for the TV show and probably be cheaper to film. See Bravo? I'm budget conscious. PICK ME UP ALREADY.
So keep reading kids. I've only got 4 days left in NYC and they're going to count.
My mom stopped reading out of shame,
TJB: Making It
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