is this rehab?

i want to go to there

So there I was in the middle of nowhere feeling good after a flawless two show day. Even the cornfields felt inspiring and I was ready to celebrate the coming days off!

BITCH I KNOW HOW TO PARTY ON A TUESDAY!

Fast forward past the empty Hicksville bar and my bucket of rum to me sitting in bed, continuing the party, holding a bottle of wine I found in the van…surrounded by my cast…all of them asleep…

9:30 p.m.

Perhaps it’s because I’m the baby of the crew. Perhaps it’s because I have a problem* (ahahahaha  please).

Perhaps it’s because I need to GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

I choose choice #3.

So…

Fast forward past the 7 hour drive and my workout at the gym to me sitting in bed, trying to start the party, holding a remote I found in the trash can…no cast to be found…all of them on the phone…

At least I can live vicariously through the cast of Real World. That skater boy is CUTE. Oh wait, he's a girl. I don't mind.

I’m joining the local chapter AA to find a drinking buddy,

TJB: Making It

*It was noted after the posting of this blog that the viewed episode of Real World focused on a young attractive gay man with a drinking problem. As a young attractive gay man, the author of this blog would like to recognize the serious issue of alcoholism. Drink responsibly...or at least drink top shelf. If you believe you or your friend has a drinking problem, please contact your local chapter of AA by...I dunno Google that shit.