corporal punishment has its place and i found it

more like Thomas GAYfferson

I like to think of myself as an adult. However, put anybody in a room packed with 10-13 year old kids and we're all pre-teens again. We feel judged. We feel alone. We want to cry.

Today we performed for the poster pre-teens of Adderall and Ritalin.

Lucky for us, we also got to perform for the poster adults of Zoloft and Xanax at the same time!

With the house lights fully up, we got to stare every single one of them in the face as the teachers' dying souls stared back and the children's over-caffeinated selves held full volume conversations with not only their immediate neighbors, but their friends on the other side of the auditorium.

Let's be honest people, we have had some BAD shows...and I mean bad...remember that a cappella version? But at least those audiences had the decency to let us leave the stage before they completely wrote us off.

Yet another one of those moments where you're looking around for the hidden cameras.

Maybe the great people of Long Island didn't appreciate that I mocked their accents at the top of the show...

but an actor must always follow an impulse...and they deserve to know their accent is DISGUSTING.

Just one more week of performing for the meanest age demographic in America.

If I wanted to be ignored I'd still be living with my parents.

My mom told me she got bored of the blog,

TJB: Making It