One Day More: Les MISERABLE

HELLFIRE

Did you know even though I'm a young, attractive, wealthy white American, I can still file for unemployment? With one day left of work and my last paycheck already in my bank account, I'm seriously considering.

Apparently you can even do it online...I imagine that's because the other young, attractive, wealthy white Americans would rather not walk down to the Unemployment Office to get the dirty stares from those who are not young, attractive, wealthy white Americans.

However, as a strong blonde Republican, I still can't bring myself to stoop so low.

But thank GOD unemployment is still a taxable income or where would our country be?

Now let's talk about my last day of employment.

As of this morning, we (the people) thought the show would be canceled. That's because the stage dimensions are 10 ft. shy of our contracted requirements in each dimension.

BUT OH NO! SCREW THE CONTRACT! Who needs those? We'll just have to re-stage the show and do without half the set.

Given what this show has evolved into the past weeks, the LAST thing this 60 minute "rock opera" (as they called it in Massachusetts) needs is a readjustment.

All hell is about to break loose on Bumfuk, CT.

At least it's for young, attractive, wealthy white Americans.

DO careers happen after children's theatre,

TJB: Making It