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| SACK UP KID! It's only Day 1! |
Not only is George Washington straight...he's married.
Are you kidding me God?! Just this once you couldn't help me out? Is this a sign that I am destined to be alone forever on this path I have chosen?
The problem is, I can't even be angry with the guy. No wonder I didn't get the role. I mean, he's about the manliest, studliest, statuesque George Washington you could pick ringing in at 6'3" with an equally beautiful and statuesque wife who just so happens to be in another musical...rehearsing in the same building...touring at the same time...so they're never more than a floor apart...
...Let's be real, this is a set-up...
And you don't even want to HEAR the story of how they met because it will make you tear up and hate your life since you don't have a storybook of memories with either of them
ALRIGHT now that I dumped that out of my bitch bag...
On my first day of school, I learned that my life is going to be probably the most interesting and eventful it has ever been. Every single person in that room has a smile on their face and a fanny-pack full of sass on their waist.
The one-liner's you can pick up when you're paying attention in a children's theatre rehearsal...
Here's my favorite interaction of the day:
Adams (to me): What sign are you?
Me: Aries...why?
Adams (to Franklin): What sign are you?
Franklin: Gemini
Adams (having left me hanging, to Franklin): Oh yay we're supposed to get along!
Me: *SCHOOLED*
Well at least the Music Director seems to like me...oh he's only here until Wednesday?...oh...well...
Aw shucks I'm just kidding, this cast and crew is going to get along great.
Wait hold on...Franklin is being replaced? They posted it online? So he's leaving too? They're dropping like flies I tell ya.
But I know it's all going to be smooth sailing once the adorable, dreamy, smart and funny director (you told me to blog it...) arrives with the adorable, dreamy, smart and funny choreographer (womp she's a girl...) on Wednesday.
Unless we've all been replaced by then.
So with Adams in the corner choreographing a music video, Franklin's career upgrading before we get to page 3, the stunning Dawn stealing my role of token-Diva, and Washington with his perfect life...
that leaves me...wondering which one of these kids is going to drink with me...
What's that Washington? You take an extra shot in your jumbo Magarita?
Winning,
TJB: Making It
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