I started this blog about three months ago (I could give you an accurate time span but that would involve opening a new tab and maths) to keep myself sane. I had no intention at the time that it would become anything. I mean everyone writes a blog and mine's not even on tumblr, so the fact that people trust a blogspot domain is still shocking to me.
but I mean, you picked the right blog to read...
In all honesty, I'm just some schmuck from the middle of Michigan who was supposed to go to Harvard and become a doctor and somehow I ended up at Northwestern and became an actor. So when I was graduating and panicking that my life had little to no direction except for a plane ticket to NYC (on AirTran, about as ghetto as flying gets...) I created this character.
For those of you who know me, you know this character. TJB. He's sort of like Stephen Colbert (no, not Stephen Colbert, but "Stephen Colbert") and yeah sometime's it's hard to tell us apart. I mean, we're both really attractive and sometimes you just can't look away.
But this blog is about as real as Snooki. I mean, yes my life is pretty shameless and a tad controversial (I only wear real fur and I don't recycle) but nothing about me or TJB is mean spirited, you know? Except that thing I said about Brooke Shields, but she owes me money so you understand.
We're just trying to live paycheck to paycheck...when we get paychecks...and have a good time doing it.
So for those of you who read this and don't know me, I just want you to know that I think you're beautiful (especially you Mom) and don't hold this against me or my therapist. In fact, we should probably get a drink...get to know each other...you're paying.
And if you come see We the People you'll learn all about free speech and free press and see me in a really cute vest and tight pants.
If only I had an ass,
Tyler J. Baranski
at least that's what Equity has to call me.
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